robertberry

As part of my ongoing series bitching about stuff the grocery store doesn't have anymore, it's time to get mad at Hostess! When I was a kid I would love eating their low grade donuts on weekends when we'd get those packs with three different flavors; plain, powdered, and cinnamon powdered. As you can see, they swapped out the cinnamon powdered ones with that shitty waxy choco flavor that is just so bad. What gives, Hostess? Was it bad enough that you took away Blueberry Fruit Pies?

Luckily I found these tasty "Cinnamon Popettes" over on the same rack, like a hot little slut waiting to tempt me with their cinnamony (that doesn't really taste much like cinnamon) goodness. I am a whore for you, Cinnamon Popettes. Thanks for inviting me into your tasty bed of pastry goodness.